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by colefigus Posted on July 11, 2018June 13, 2022 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 1, 2018June 13, 2022 “If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 23, 2018June 13, 2022 Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 21, 2018July 13, 2020 Mike Pence Has Noticed The Bible He Bought Donald Trump Has A Thick Coat Of Dust On It Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 17, 2018November 14, 2023 Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell Read More
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