by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 God Admits He Tried With A Heart Attack, But Bernie Sanders Is Unkillable Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 5, 2020July 14, 2020 Evangelicals Are Furious “Mormon Mitt” Is Actually Taking Serious His Oath Of Office To God Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 25, 2020January 25, 2020 Sarah Sanders: “God Told Me It Was Cool I Lied So Much For Trump” Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 17, 2020November 14, 2023 Christians Haven’t Blamed Natural Disasters On The President Since 2016… Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Local Evangelicals Wonder If Trump Getting Impeached Is God’s Will, Agree God Must Be Confused Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 16, 2019July 1, 2020 Republican Rep: “God Told Me It Was Cool For My Mistress To Get An Abortion” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 13, 2019August 25, 2021 God Admits His Omniscience Means Humans Don’t Actually Have Free Will Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 23, 2019June 28, 2020 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Prove Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 12, 2019August 27, 2021 God Has No Clue Why Conservatives Say He Thinks “All Life Is Sacred” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
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