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by colefigus Posted on June 11, 2019December 9, 2020 Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 4, 2019July 1, 2020 Donald Trump Says John McCain Has Been Haunting His Diet Cokes Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 27, 2019July 9, 2020 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Are Proof That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 27, 2019June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Admits It: “I Really Have No Idea What I’m Doing” Read More
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