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Tag: Moscow Mitch

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Mitch McConnell Was Just Elected The Caliph Of ISIS For His Work Ruining America

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 5, 2020November 5, 2020

Mitch McConnell Says As Token Of Bipartisanship He’ll Let Biden Confirm One Federal Judge

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 26, 2020October 26, 2020

Mitch McConnell Had A Visible Erection While The Senate Voted On Amy Coney Barrett

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 21, 2020September 23, 2020

Mitch McConnell’s Darkest Secrets

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 19, 2020September 19, 2020

McConnell: “This Supreme Court Vacancy Is Way Different Than 2016 Because F*** You!”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 3, 2020February 2, 2021

Mitch McConnell Just Sold His Soul To Satan Live On C-SPAN To Keep His Senate Majority

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020

Mitch McConnell Took Out House-Passed Bills, Dressed Them Up, And Had A Tea Party

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Trump Gave Mitch McConnell A “World’s Best Senator” Mug

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 2, 2020January 2, 2021

Aliens Landed On Earth, Donated $10 Billion In Asteroid Metals To Defeat Mitch McConnell

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 28, 2020September 8, 2020

Mitch McConnell Caves, Says He Can’t Defend “President Orangutan” Anymore

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