McConnell: “This Supreme Court Vacancy Is Way Different Than 2016 Because F*** You!”

Washington D.C.—

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell this morning was asked for a comment on the stunning hypocrisy of promising to fill a Supreme Court vacancy so close to the election after denying President Barack Obama his last Supreme court vacancy nominee by citing the proximity to an election as a reason to block Merrick Garland for almost a year.

Mr. McConnell, a man of carefully considered, measured interactions with the media offered only a single sentence to the gathered press members:

“This Supreme Court vacancy is way different than Obama’s last one because f*** you.”

Then Mr. McConnell took out from his shell a large head of lettuce and bit into the top as he walked away.

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