Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell this morning was asked for a comment on the stunning hypocrisy of promising to fill a Supreme Court vacancy so close to the election after denying President Barack Obama his last Supreme court vacancy nominee by citing the proximity to an election as a reason to block Merrick Garland for almost a year.
Mr. McConnell, a man of carefully considered, measured interactions with the media offered only a single sentence to the gathered press members:
“This Supreme Court vacancy is way different than Obama’s last one because f*** you.”
Then Mr. McConnell took out from his shell a large head of lettuce and bit into the top as he walked away.
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