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Tag: reelection

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 22, 2020November 22, 2020

Trump Blames The Military’s Respect Of Human Rights For Why He Lost

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 3, 2020August 3, 2020

Trump Promises He’ll Let Us Know Why He’s Running For Reelection After He Wins

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on May 4, 2020May 4, 2020

Trump: “Trade Wars Are So Easy To Win… But I’m Going To Need Another 4 Years”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 30, 2020April 30, 2020

Trump Says He’ll Sue Every American If He Loses Reelection

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 29, 2020April 29, 2020

Trump: “If I Lose Reelection, I’ll Be The World’s Worst Sport About It!”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 19, 2020October 19, 2020

Trump Says, If Reelected, He Has A 30-Day Plan To Defeat Coronavirus

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 23, 2018

Ted Cruz To Texans: “I didn’t Defend My Dad Or Wife From Trump, But, Uh, I Promise I’ll Defend You”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 8, 2018December 10, 2019

Ted Cruz, Now Tied With Beto O’Rourke In Polls, Says He Regrets Inspiring Everyone To Hate Him

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 30, 2017

Donald Trump Announces Plan To Convert Into A Democrat For 2018 To “Ride The Blue Wave”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 31, 2017

Jeff Flake Confident That His Quitting The Senate Will Defeat Steve Bannon’s Alt-Right GOP Invasion

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