by colefigus Posted on December 23, 2019June 16, 2020 Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 20, 2019April 28, 2020 Top Evangelical Magazine Recommends Donald Trump Be Retroactively Aborted Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 Trump Has A New SuperPAC Funded In Russian Rubles Called “Not Putin’s Money” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 19, 2019December 19, 2019 Upset Mike Pence Wonders Why Republicans Hate Him, Won’t Impeach Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Local Evangelicals Wonder If Trump Getting Impeached Is God’s Will, Agree God Must Be Confused Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Crayola Unveils New Crayon Color: “ImPEACHed President’s Skin” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 18, 2019 After Call With Alex Jones, Donald Trump Called Nancy Pelosi A Lizard Space Witch Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 17, 2019June 13, 2022 Trump Suspiciously Bought A One-Way Plane Ticket To Moscow For January Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 17, 2019June 13, 2022 Jesus: “WTF? I Wasn’t Born On December 25th!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 16, 2019December 16, 2019 Lindsey Graham Wrote A Bill Changing Pledge Of Allegiance To “One Nation Under Trump” Read More
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