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by colefigus Posted on November 22, 2019June 13, 2022 Fox News Announces New Show: “Trump’s Thoughts,” Where The President Calls In And Rants For Half An Hour Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 21, 2019June 13, 2022 Trump Fans Are Boycotting Crayola Crayons For Having Too Many “Immigrant Colors” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 19, 2019September 4, 2020 Local Incels Insist Feminists Are The “Real Nazis” Because Women “Won’t Put Out” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 18, 2019July 13, 2020 BREAKING: Donald Trump Got A Heart Transplant From An Immigrant Donor Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 18, 2019July 31, 2020 Green Party Planning To Help Re-Elect Trump Because Democrats Only Give Them 90% Of What They Want Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 17, 2019June 13, 2022 Poll: 83% of Christians Wish Christianity Was As Cool As Nordic, Egyptian, Greek & Roman Religion Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 16, 2019July 1, 2020 A Janitor Found Devin Nunes’ Impeachment Defense Strategy In The Trash, And It’s Insane Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 15, 2019December 27, 2020 Local Trump Fan Is Annoyed All The Brown People She Yells At Turn Out To Be Citizens Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 14, 2019December 4, 2023 Stephen Miller Sleeps At The White House Hanging Upside Down From The Ceiling Read More
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