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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 14, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump: “I’d Love To Compare School Grades With AOC, But Mine Are Under Audit!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 11, 2020June 13, 2022

GOP: “Open Schools So Jesus Can Get More Angels In Heaven”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 5, 2020June 13, 2022

Betsy DeVos Announced Plan To Give Coronavirus Vaccines Only To Rich Students

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 18, 2020August 27, 2021

Betsy DeVos Issues New Rule Mandating All Subsidized School Lunches Get Spit In

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022

God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 9, 2019December 9, 2020

Betsy DeVos Proposes School Rule To Expel Every Student Whose Parents Don’t Own A Yacht

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Wayne LaPierre Must Get A Bonus Every School Shooting That Doesn’t Turn Into Gun Control, Or Something

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 23, 2018June 13, 2022

GOP Proposes Child Labor For Students To Work In Order To Pay For Their Schools’ Armed Guards

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 14, 2018August 5, 2019

…It’s Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough To Stop Mass Shootings

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 10, 2018August 25, 2021

Betsy DeVos Congratulates Run-Down Elementary School With Tainted Water And No Heating For Effort

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