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Month: August 2020

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 31, 2020August 31, 2020

Eric Trump Hopes His Dad’s Dementia Will Lead To Him Saying “I Love You” Just Once

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 31, 2020September 23, 2020

Joe Biden To Do His Next Rally With A Combover And Makeup Like Trump

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020

Mitch McConnell Took Out House-Passed Bills, Dressed Them Up, And Had A Tea Party

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020

To Get Revenge On Ivanka, Melania Has Been Sneaking Estrogen In Jared Kushner’s Coffee For Years

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020

Trump Says He Doesn’t Like Cardi B’s “WAP” Song: “Wet P***ies Are Harder To Grab!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020

The Skeleton Of Former Postmaster General Ben Franklin Wants To Skullf*** Louis DeJoy

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 29, 2020December 5, 2020

Christians Relieved Black Man Killed By Police Had Overdue Library Book So Murder Justified

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 29, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Claims Democrats Will Abort Your Grandma And Grandpa

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 29, 2020June 13, 2022

God Can’t Believe Christians “Won’t Take A Hint” From COVID19, Hurricanes

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says He Prayed Long And Hard, And God Has “Totally Forgiven Him”

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