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  • Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020

Donald Trump Just Clogged The White House Toilet, Told A Janitor That’s What Biden Would Do

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  • Posted on September 3, 2020February 2, 2021

Mitch McConnell Just Sold His Soul To Satan Live On C-SPAN To Keep His Senate Majority

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  • Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020

Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy

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  • Posted on September 2, 2020October 9, 2020

Unprompted, Trump Denies That He Reinstalled Taft’s XXL Toilet And Bathtub In The White House

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  • Posted on September 2, 2020September 2, 2020

Police Furious At Firefighters Saying “All Jobs Matter,” Are So Close To Getting The Point

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  • Posted on September 1, 2020September 1, 2020

Kellyanne Conway: “Trump Doesn’t Have Mini-Strokes, He Has Alternative Brain Waves”

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  • Posted on September 1, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Jr. Is Upset Russians Aren’t Pre-Ordering More Copies Of His New Book

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  • Posted on September 1, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump’s New Campaign Plan Is To Convince America That Joe Biden Is The Current President

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  • Posted on September 1, 2020

Donald Trump Challenged Joe Biden To A 400-Meter Running Race

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  • Posted on August 31, 2020August 31, 2020

Eric Trump Hopes His Dad’s Dementia Will Lead To Him Saying “I Love You” Just Once

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