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  • Posted on December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

Crayola Unveils New Crayon Color: “ImPEACHed President’s Skin”

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  • Posted on December 18, 2019

After Call With Alex Jones, Donald Trump Called Nancy Pelosi A Lizard Space Witch

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  • Posted on December 17, 2019April 28, 2020

Trump Suspiciously Bought A One-Way Plane Ticket To Moscow For January

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  • Posted on December 17, 2019November 15, 2020

Jesus: “WTF? I Wasn’t Born On December 25th!”

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  • Posted on December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

Trump: “I Wish I Could Fight Adam Schiff In A Duel Like Presidents Used To”

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  • Posted on December 16, 2019December 16, 2019

Lindsey Graham Wrote A Bill Changing Pledge Of Allegiance To “One Nation Under Trump”

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  • Posted on December 16, 2019July 1, 2020

Republican Rep: “God Told Me It Was Cool For My Mistress To Get An Abortion”

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  • Posted on December 16, 2019July 14, 2020

“Blacks For Trump” Group Has 116 Members, And They’re All White

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  • Posted on December 12, 2019December 12, 2019

EXCLUSIVE: The 2019 Trump Administration Awards Just Got Announced

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  • Posted on December 9, 2019December 31, 2020

How To Be A Better Person And Citizen In The 2020’s

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