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by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 Trump Reportedly Told Mike Pence His Wife Was A “4” But His Daughters Were “9’s” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 27, 2019July 9, 2020 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Are Proof That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
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