by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022 Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving Read More
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by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 7, 2019June 13, 2022 Mike Pence Claims Donald Trump Is The Most Chaste President We’ve Ever Had Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 4, 2019July 1, 2020 Donald Trump Says John McCain Has Been Haunting His Diet Cokes Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 27, 2019July 9, 2020 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Are Proof That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
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