by colefigus Posted on August 24, 2017June 12, 2020 Donald Trump Threatens A Government Shutdown If Congress Doesn’t Increase His Hair Spray Budget Read More
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by colefigus Posted on August 17, 2017 Neo-Nazi Assures America His Dream Of Ethnic Cleansing Doesn’t Make Him A Racist Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 15, 2017 Trump’s Staff Gives Him A “1st Place Prez” Trophy Every 2 Hours So He Doesn’t Nuke Random Countries Read More
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