by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 2, 2020October 9, 2020 Unprompted, Trump Denies That He Reinstalled Taft’s XXL Toilet And Bathtub In The White House Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 1, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump’s New Campaign Plan Is To Convince America That Joe Biden Is The Current President Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 1, 2020 Donald Trump Challenged Joe Biden To A 400-Meter Running Race Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Eric Trump Hopes His Dad’s Dementia Will Lead To Him Saying “I Love You” Just Once Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 31, 2020September 23, 2020 Joe Biden To Do His Next Rally With A Combover And Makeup Like Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020 Trump Says He Doesn’t Like Cardi B’s “WAP” Song: “Wet P***ies Are Harder To Grab!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 29, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Claims Democrats Will Abort Your Grandma And Grandpa Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 29, 2020June 13, 2022 God Can’t Believe Christians “Won’t Take A Hint” From COVID19, Hurricanes Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 27, 2020March 26, 2021 Trump Wants To Cancel The Debates, Challenge Biden To A Hotdog-Eating Contest Read More
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