by colefigus Posted on September 29, 2020September 30, 2020 Rudy Giuliani Mysteriously Tweeted “The Aliens Have Anal Probed Me For The LAST TIME!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 4, 2020March 26, 2021 Trump Thinks A Coma Scare Like Kim Jong Un Had Would Help His Poll Numbers Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 25, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Coined His Newest Nickname: “Grouchy Fauci” Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 20, 2020June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Ate A Bowl Of Ice Cream During COVID Press Conference Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 24, 2020April 3, 2021 Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Put Ketchup On” Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 23, 2020June 13, 2022 Jim Jordan Says It’s His Honor To Massage Trump’s Feet Every Night Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 15, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump: “Mayor Pete Should Take Lessons On Christian Marriage From Me” Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 30, 2020November 14, 2023 Nancy Pelosi Got The Words “Nasty Woman” Tattooed On Her Ankle Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 30, 2020November 14, 2023 Eric Trump Just Got Hired Onto A Russian Copper Company’s Board Of Directors Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 28, 2020June 13, 2022 Donald Trump: “If I Was Jesus, I’d Multiply Money, Not Dumb Loaves Of Bread!” Read More