by colefigus Posted on September 23, 2020September 23, 2020 Trump Wishes He Had Named Ivanka “Donaldina” As His Eponymous Heir Instead Of Don Jr. Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Trump Agrees To Mail-In Voting If Everyone Writes Either “Dem” or “Rep” On Back Of Their Envelope Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 4, 2020June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Reportedly Can’t Name Any Presidents Between Lincoln And FDR Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 4, 2020June 13, 2022 “Don’t Believe Anonymous Sources Lying About Trump!” Tweets QAnon To Q Followers Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Trump: “I Like My Steak Like I Like Ivanka…Drizzled With Ketchup” Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Donald Trump Just Clogged The White House Toilet, Told A Janitor That’s What Biden Would Do Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2020February 2, 2021 Mitch McConnell Just Sold His Soul To Satan Live On C-SPAN To Keep His Senate Majority Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 2, 2020October 9, 2020 Unprompted, Trump Denies That He Reinstalled Taft’s XXL Toilet And Bathtub In The White House Read More
