by colefigus Posted on July 27, 2018June 13, 2022 History Book Publishers Are Now Scrambling To Add Asterisks Between “President” And “Donald Trump” Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 25, 2018 House Republicans Vote On A Resolution To Officially Certify That Rod Rosenstein Is A “Meanie Pants” Read More
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by colefigus Posted on July 23, 2018 Donald Trump Hires New Russian White House Janitor That Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin Read More
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by colefigus Posted on July 11, 2018June 13, 2022 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 10, 2018June 13, 2022 Local Trump-er Is Annoyed That All The Brown People She Yells At To Leave The US Turn Out To Be Veterans Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 9, 2018June 13, 2022 The National Republican Party Just Changed Its Mascot From An Elephant To A Hissing Opossum Read More
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